As we pull up to the stop light I hear.....
Tedi: Mommy, Mommy! That's Happy Neal.
Me: What, Tedi?!?
Tedi: Happy Neal. That's Happy Neal.
Me (realizing we are next to a McDonald's): What's in a Happy Neal?
Tedi: Ummmm.... fwench fwies, toy, spwite (aka french fries, toy and sprite)
Today in the grocery store....
Tedi: Mommy, waz that?
Me: That is a PEZ dispenser, like you have at home.
Tedi: But that's a Madagascar zEEEbra!
Me: Maybe I can have the Easter Bunny bring you that.
Tedi: That is VERY good idea Mommy.
In the same store....
Tedi: Mommy, waz that? (pointing at nerf balls that you soak with water)
Me: A toy that you do not need and I will not buy.
Tedi: I no like cheese. I no like sausage. Boys no like sausage.
Me: Fine then. You and boys do not have to eat sausage. I am making them for my bible study friends.
Tedi: Oh, so you making them for girls?
Tedi: Me and daddy not like sausage. Only Bible study girls like sausage...